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DAGMAR ALEXANDER

Dagmar Alexander
E: needothekiddo@hotmail.com

When he's not piss-drunk with a cigarette in his mouth, Ned's painting beautiful landscapes or playing rock and roll with his band, Slowgun.

Landscapes: Monica Tap at Wynick/Tuck Gallery
ART, 11/15/98 : REVIEW

Eliza Grifithís Protégés: These Bad Girls Are Not Bad Girls
ART, 05/11/98: REVIEW

 

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Scotty Ballgame
E: netgain@istar.ca

Scotty Ballgame is a fourth-year journalism student at Ryerson Polytechnic University in Toronto. He uses an assumed name to avoid the authorities and ex-girlfriends. And yes, he would LOVE to touch your monkey...

Commitment (Haircuts, Women & Cereal)
CULTURE, 1/17/99: MODERN LIFE

 

Claire Danes
W:
clairedanes.com

Star of TV's short-lived MY SO-CALLED LIFE, Claire is currently attending Yale. She has nothing to do with us, though we really wish she did.

 

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Johnathan Drake
E:
johnathan_drake@yahoo.com

When Johnathan Drake isn't contemplating the meaning of life in his hole of a home, or isn't getting pie-eyed at his favorite local tavern, he plays the role of public relations guru and copywriting superstar at one of the Midwestern United States' finest advertising agencies.

Another Shot at My Best
PEOPLE, 01/10/98: MODERN LIFE

The Lunch
PEOPLE, 01/26/99: MODERN LIFE

Enjoying The Ride
PEOPLE, 02/14/2k: RELATIONSHIPS

A Society Advancement?
PEOPLE, 02/14/2k: RELATIONSHIPS

 

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Ted Kaiser
E: ted@thekaisers.org
W: thekaisers.org

Ted is the webmaster of kidshelp.sympatico.ca. He looks so good in a suit and tie he thinks he can make us forget he ever had long hair and a leather jacket. He's real intelligent, and was in on cyber punk old school, way back in the day.

The Internet Cyborg
MEDIA, 4/11/99: OUR SELF

 

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Andi Kirk
E:
kirkam@wam.umd.edu

Would you believe that we know absolutley nothing about Andi?

The Trouble with Being Byzantine
PEOPLE, 1/8/99 : MODERN LIFE

 

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Minna Kim Mazza
E:
minna@halfempty.com
W: Net Dwellings

Minna, after a year of editing the Zine at swanky.org, has joined on to take care of our offerings! You might also see her reviewing games over at GrrlGamer, playing around at her personal website, or being married. She loves driving her Subaru.

The Politics of "Too Much Information"
MEDIA, 11/15/98: OUR FEARLESS LEADERS

A Time For Giving?
CULTURE, 12/06/98: MODERN LIFE

The World is a Soap Opera, and We're Tuned In
CULTURE, 2/7/98: ENTERTAINMENT

 

ANDREW MULLINS

Ryan Mckee
E:
ryanmc13@hotmail.com

Ryan once saw Glenn Humplik at a bar. He was drinking.

Beating The Hell Out Of A Japanese Penguin
CULTURE, 03/07/02: CULTURAL EXCHANGE

Interview with REUBENS ACCOMPLICE
ART, 04/07/02: INTERVIEW

Losing The Yak Race
CULTURE, 04/29/02: CULTURAL EXCHANGE

An American Dancing Fool In China
CULTURE, 05/24/02: CULTURAL EXCHANGE

 

ANDREW MULLINS

Andrew Millins
E:
andrew@halfempty.com

Andrew's a college kid in Austin, TX. If you're his friend, he'll send you a joke a day. If you're not, he won't.

Ode to Finals Week
CULTURE, 12/22/98: HIGHER LEARNING

 

ANDREW MULLINS

Nathaniel G. Moore
E:
nath@notho.net
W: notho.net

Nath is a Toronto-born writer and artist. His work (poetry, fiction, visual art, reviews) has appeared in lots of magazines. He is currently an unsigned free agent looking to make it big in the literary syncronised soft porn category for males.

Stan Rogal: The Imaginary Muse
ART, 01/16/2k: INTERVIEW

Gonzo Journalism With No Disqualification
MEDIA, 01/17/01: WRESTLING

Lexically Dumb, Damn Word Smart
ART, 03/11/01: INTERVIEW

Speed Freaks: CHICKS ON SPEED
ART, 05/11/02: INTERVIEW

 

MARNIE PARRELL

Marnie Parrell
E:
marnie@halfempty.com

Marnie is a film and performance artist living in Toronto. With a lot on her mind and a knack for expressing it, she's one of Half Empty's signature commentators.

Charest Takes Lead Of Quebec Liberals
MEDIA, 04/13/98: OUR FEARLESS LEADERS

Anthrax: Making Biological Terror Fun
CULTURE, 04/20/98: MODERN LIFE

Sex With Marnie 1: Equipment
PEOPLE, 05/04/98: HOW TO

Sex With Marnie 2: The Hand Job
PEOPLE, 05/18/98: HOW TO

Sex With Marnie 3: Contraception
PEOPLE, 06/01/98: HOW TO

Marijuana Seeds, Cannabis Seeds and Worldwide Delivery
MEDIA, 06/15/98: THE RULES

Of Politics and Panic
MEDIA, 11/25/98: OUR FEARLESS LEADERS

I'm OK, but You Make Me Nervious
MEDIA, 04/27/99: TV

 

JAMES PATERSON

James Paterson
E:
james@halfempty.com
W: Sunday

James is Blink's curator, and an internet superstar. His tweening abilities have been recognized in an Urban Desires feature, as well as by the New Venue.

I Saw A Boy Get His Face Smashed In With A Pipe
CULTURE, 04/06/98: MODERN LIFE

James Paterson talks to CISMA
CHAINLETTER, 03/20/2002 : INTERVIEW

 

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Darren Raye
E: draye@ica.net

Darren's a sucker for the latest fad. He wants to be counted in when you're handing out action-movie passes, free pop music cds (top ten only, please), books with embossed gold-foil covers, magazines that interview hot celebrities, and videocassettes containing recordings of popular "situation comedies". And he writes stuff too.

Video Me
CULT URE, 11/22/98 : MODERN LIFE

 

DANA J. ROBINSON

Dana J. Robinson
E: skamp@chickmail.com

When Dana is not interning for The Man at the University of Iowa, she is probably online trying avoid them. Men, that is. Now she wants to share her angst-ridden thoughts with the world...or at least with you. Don't expect to feel warm nor fuzzy after this.

The "Moo-Moo Theory"
CULTURE, 12/24/98: MODERN LIFE

Sleaze For Sale -- No Girls Allowed!
PEOPLE, 12/31/98: MODERN LIFE

You Wear Northface, Therefore You Suck
CULTURE, 2/21/99: FASHION

Dear Alanis...
CULTURE, 3/9/99: MUSIC

I Make Passes at Those Who Wear Glasses
CULTURE, 5/12/99: FASHION

 

MARTY SPELLERBERG

Martin Spellerberg
E:
marty@halfempty.com
W: Marty At Half Empty

During the day Marty can be found either roaming the halls of the Ontario College of Art or spazzing out in front of a screen at the Kids Help Phone. At night he makes Half Empty.

Robert Rauschenberg: Coolest Man Alive
ART, 04/27/98: BIOGRAPHY

Lorna Simpson, Call Waiting & Guillaume Bijl, Documenta Wax Museum
ARE, 11/29/98: REVIEW

Michael Schreier: Desertís Muse, In Search of a Garden
ART 3/30/99: REVIEW

I Want My PipiTV: Hi Pipilotti Rist!
ART 05/29/2k: BIOGRAPHY

I Want My PipiTV: Be Like Pipi
ART 05/29/2k: BIOGRAPHY

Marty Spellerberg talks to JAMES PATERSON
CHAINLETTER, 03/20/2002 : INTERVIEW

 

 

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Chad J. Sutton
E:
chad@halfempty.com
W: Chad Rock

As well as being a regular contributor of articles, Chad also administers the Half Empty Boards. Give him a shout if you're having trouble or think you know how to make them cooler.

Video Killed The Video Star
MEDIA, 06/08/98: MTV

Sampling As Musical Magic
ART, 06/22/98: MTV

In The '80s, When Everything Was Fun
MEDIA, 7/12/98: MTV

The Abridged North American Field Guide to Cereal
CULTURE, 11/15/98: FOOD

Could the Professor Make a CD Player out of Coconuts and Grass?
CULTURE, 02/15/99: MUSIC

Why I Didn't Go To My High School Reunion
CULTURE, 02/26/2K: DEFINING MOMENTS

 

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Robert Towell
E:
flavour59@hotmail.com

Robert Towell writes for Jagged and made a crappy bowling film called “THE DEADLIEST GAME ON EARTH.” He sometimes lives in Cleveland and sometimes he lives elsewhere.

Bending The Medium
CULTURE, 07/01/02: BOWLING

It's No Gimmick: An Interview With BOWLING FOR SOUP
ART, 08/17/01: INTERVIEW

The Final Nightmare
CULTURE, 09/22/02: BOWLING

 

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Tavis Eachan Triance
E:
mind_of_a_sailor@hotmail.com

Tavis was born in Kelowna British Columbia where he learned to love. He has spent time in a number of cities in Canada and even one or two overseas. His current area of residence is Vancouver British Columbia.

Richard Brautigan: A Poetics of Alienation
ART, 03/19/2k: INTERVIEW

 

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Kevin White
E:
conspirator@hotmail.com

Haven't heard from Kevin in a while. Hope he's okay. best case scenario he's drinking J&Ts poolside, worst case he's dead.

Video Killed The Video Star
MEDIA, 06/08/98: MTV

 

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